If you want to serve Me you have to follow My rules:

1. I make all the rules.
2. It is my prerogative to change the rules at any times without notice to you.
3. You is to remain silent at all times unless given permission to speak.
4. You may not look upon Me touch Me without My permission
5. You must execute, cheerfully and to the best of your ability, all tasks assigned to you by Me
6. If you is unable to figure out the rules, it is due to some failing or misunderstanding on your part, not Mine.